2021英语幽默小短文范文

英语幽默小短文范文 　　Big Head 　　“All the kids make fun of me”the boy cried to his mother.“They say I have a b

英语幽默小短文范文 Big Head “All the kids make fun of me”the boy cried to his mother.“They say Ihave abig head” “Don't listen to them.”his mother forted him.“You have abeautiful head .Now stop crying and go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes” “Where's the shopping bag?” “I haven't got one,use your hat.” “所有的孩子都拿我开玩笑,”小男孩哭着跟妈妈说：“他们说我 长了一个大脑袋.” “别听他们的,”他妈妈安慰说：“你的脑袋长得很漂亮.好了,别 哭了,去商店买10磅土豆来.” “购物袋在哪?” “___购物袋,就用你的帽子吧.” Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents."What did you do with the money Igave you yesterday?" "I gave it to apoor old woman," he answered. "You're agood boy," said the mother proudly."Here are two cents more.But why are you so interested in the old woman?" "She is the one who sells the candy."