逗趣集锦英语笑话

逗趣集锦英语笑话 　　生活中难免会有不开心的时候，这些时候，我们可以看一些精彩的，今天我们就一起来欣赏逗趣集锦英语笑话吧! 　　A story around campus has it that a

逗趣集锦英语笑话 生活中难免会有不开心的时候，这些时候，我们可以看一些精 彩的，今天我们就一起来欣赏逗趣集锦英语笑话吧! Astoryaroundcampushasitthatastudentoncesenta telegramtohisparentsreading:"Mom-flunkedallcourses. Kickedoutofschool,PreparePop." Twodayslaterhereceivedaresponse:"Popprepared. Prepareyourself." 在校园里广为流传着这样一个故事：有一次，一个学生给他的 父母发了一封电报，上面写道：“妈妈，我的功课没有一门及格 的，我已经被学校开除了，请爸爸做好准备。” 过了两天，这个学生收到回电：“爸爸已经准备好了，你自己 也做好准备吧!” Therewerethreeprofessorsattherailwaystation. Theyweredeepinconversation.Thetrainhadjustarrived, buttheydidnotnoticeit.Thentheguardshouted,"Take yourseats,please!" Theprofessorsheardtheguardandrushedforthe train.Twoofthemgotonthetrainbeforeitmoved.The thirdonewasleftbehind.ItwasProfessorEgghead.He lookedworried. Oneoftheprofessor'sstudentswasatthestation.He triedtoforttheprofessor."Itwasn'treallybad,sir," saidthestudent."Twooutofthreecaughtthetrain. That'squitegood,youknow.""Iknow,"theprofessorsaid.