英语笑话 I Can't Let Him Get Away

英语笑话 I Can't Let Him Get Away 　　一、A male crab met a female crab and asked her to marry him. She noti

英语笑话 ICan't Let Him Get Away 一、A male crab met afemale crab and asked her to marry him. She noticed that he was walking straight instead of sideways. Wow, she thought, this crab is really special. Ican't let him get away. So they got married immediately.The next day she noticed her new husband walking sideways like all the other crabs, and got upset. "What happened?" she asked." You used to walk straight before we were married.""Oh, honey, "he replied, "I can't drink that much every day. 二、A dog owner claimed that his pet, when given money, would go to the news stall to buy apaper. His friend insisted on ademonstration and handed the dog some money - The dogtrotted(小跑) off, but an hour later he had still not returned with the paper."How much did you give him?" asked the owner."Five dollars.""Well, that explains it. When you give him five dollars, he goes to amovie." 三、Walking on the beach one day he saw acrab, went to see what happens, suddenly crabpincers(钳子) folder, then crab bush run. Tiger jumped the pain, followed by the recovery of crabs!Catch up with no trees on the crab, and then to see atiger in Shou Network spiders, tiger angry at Spider: Good you acrab! Do you think you posted on the Web and Ido not recognize you! 四、A curious guy goes to apet shop to buy aparrot.