高中英语《Frinds老友记》第2季中英文对照完整剧本203 The One Where Mr. Heckles Dies素材

203 The One Where Mr. Heckles DiesCHANDLER: Hey.MONICA: So how was Joan?CHANDLER: I broke up with he

203海先生之死 203TheOneWhereMr.HecklesDies 琼安好不好? CHANDLER: Hey. 跟她分手了 MONICA: SohowwasJoan? 为什么? CHANDLER: Ibrokeupwithher. 别告诉我因为鼻孔太大? CHANDLER: Theywerehuge.Whenshesneezed,batsflewoutofthem. 真的超大 RACHEL: Comeon,theywerenotthathuge. 她打喷嚏时会有蝙蝠飞出来 CHANDLER: I'mtellin'you,sheleanedback,Icouldseeherbrain. 没那么大 MONICA: Howmanyperfectlyfinewomenareyougonnarejectover 当她仰起头时我可以看到她的脑子 themostsuperficialinsignificantthings? 你到底要拒绝多少好女孩… JOEY: Holditholdit.IgottasidewithChandleronthisone. 只是因为非常肤浅的事情? WhenIfirstmovedtothecity,Iwentoutacoupleoftimeswith 慢着，我必须帮钱德说话 thisgirl,reallyhot,greatkisser,butshehadthebiggest 我刚搬到这里时与一个女孩交往 Adam'sapple.Itmademenuts. 非常热情，很会接吻… CHANDLER: Youorme? 但是她的喉结非常大粒! ROSS: Igotit.Uh,Joey,womendon'thaveAdam'sapples. 真是让我受不了 JOEY: Youguysaremessin'withme,right? 真是让我受不了 ALL: Yeah. 乔伊，女人没有喉结 JOEY: Thatwasagoodone.Forasecondthere,Iwaslike, 你们是在骗我，对不对? "whoa." 对，我们在骗你! PHOEBE: Younameonewomanthatyoubrokeupwithforareal 我差点上当了 reason. 你与哪个女友分手是因为正当的理由? CHANDLER: MaureenRosilla. 莫琳罗西洛 ROSS: NothatingYanniisnotarealreason. 因为她不讨厌音乐家雅尼这不是个正当 (knock) 的理由 MONICA: Hello,Mr.Heckles. 嗨，哈克先生 MR.HECKLES: You'redoingitagain. 你们又来了 MONICA: We'renotdoinganything. 我们什么都没做 MR.HECKLES: You'restomping.It'sdisturbingmybirds. 你们脚步声太响吓到了我的乌儿 RACHEL: Youdon'thavebirds. 你没有养乌 MR.HECKLES: Icouldhavebirds. 我可以养乌 MONICA: Ok,Mr.Heckles,we'lltrytokeepitdown. 我们会小声一点 MR.HECKLES: Thankyou.I'mgoingtorejoinmydinnerparty. 谢谢 RACHEL: Allright,bye-bye. 我要回去继续宴客了 CHANDLER: Ok,Janice.Janice.YougottagivemeJanice.That 好，再见 wasn'taboutbeingpicky. 对了，珍妮丝 ROSS: We'llgiveyouJanice. 珍妮丝可以证明我并没有乱挑剔 PHOEBE: ImissJanicethough."Hello,ChandlerBing." 我们同意你与珍妮丝分手 RACHEL: "Oh,my,god." 但我蛮想珍尼斯的 JOEY: "Oh,Chandler,now,now,that'sit.There,faster!" 嗨，钱德宝! MONICA: Stopwiththebroom,we'renotmakingnoise. 喔，我的天! RACHEL: Wewon.Wewon! 喔，钱德 MONICA: Mr.Heckles. 现在就要 RACHEL: Howdidthishappen? 对了