三则搞笑幽默英语笑话

三那么搞笑幽默英语笑话 　The Second World War had begun, and John wanted to join the army, but he was only 16 y

三那么搞笑幽默英语笑话 TheSecondWorldWarhadbegun,andJohnwantedtojoin thearmy,buthewasonly16yearsold,andboyswere allowedtojoinonlyiftheywereover18.Sowhenthearmy doctorexaminedhim,hesaidthathewas18. ButJohn'sbrotherhadjoinedthearmyafewdays before,andthesamedoctorhadexaminedhimtoo.This doctorrememberedtheolderboy'sfamilyname,sowhenhe sawJohn'spapers,hewassurprised. "Howoldareyou?"hesaid. "Eighteen,sir,"saidJohn. "Butyourbrotherwaseighteen,too,"saidthedoctor. "Areyoutwins?" "Oh,no,sir,"saidJohn,andhisfacewentred."My brotherisfivemonthsolderthanIam." 第二次世界大战开始了，约翰想参军，可他只有十六岁，当时 规定男孩到十八岁才能入伍。所以军医给他进展体检时，他说他已 经十八岁了。 可约翰的哥哥刚入伍没几天，而且也是这个军医给他做的检 查。这位医生还记得他哥哥的姓。所以当他看到约翰的表格时，感 到非常惊奇。 “你多大了?”军医问。 “十八，长官。”约翰说。 “可你的哥哥也是十八岁，你们是双胞胎吗?”