高中英语《Frinds老友记》第9季中英文对照完整剧本907 The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song素材

907 The One With Ross's Inappropriate SongSCENE: Ross and Rachel's apartment. Ross is playing with

907罗斯的饶舌歌 907TheOneWithRoss'sInappropriateSong SCENE: 看看你呀 RossandRachel'sapartment.RossisplayingwithEmmaonthe 你是最最可爱的小宝宝 couchafterjustchangingherdiaper. 你是个小不点儿宝宝，你知道吗 Ross: Andthat'swhy,nomatterwhatmommysays,wereallywere 可你有，你有双大大的漂亮眼睛 (babytalk.)(picksEmma onabreak.Yeswewere!Yeswewere! 真的 up.)(putsheronhiskneesandtalkstoher.) Comeheregorgeous. 还有大圆肚子 Oh!Lookatyou!Youarethecutestlittlebabyever!You'rejust 大大的宝宝屁屁 (ina a...alittlebittybaby,youknowthat?Butyou'vegot... 我喜欢大屁屁 softervoice.) You'vegotbigbeautifuleyes...Yesyoudo...and 我喜欢大屁屁 (emphasisestheB's.) a...andabigroundbelly.Bigbabybutt! 我不能撒谎 (raps.) Ilikebigbutts.IlikebigbuttsandIcannotlie/you 其他的哥们儿们 otherbrotherscan'tdeny/whenagirlwalksinwithanitty, 你们也别否认 (Emma bitty,waist/andaroundthinginyourfaceyouget... 当姑娘走来 laughs.) OhmyGod,Emma...you'relaughing!OhmyGod,you've 扭起小细腰儿 neverdonethatbefore,haveyou?Youneverdonethatbefore... 那圆圆的在你脸上的 Daddymadeyoulaugh,huh?Well,daddyandSirMixAlot...What? 是你的... (raps.) What?You...youwannahearsomemore?Uhm...Myanaconda 天啊，艾玛 (Emmalaughsagain don'twantnone/unlessyougotbunshon... 你笑了 andRosslooksworried.) I'materriblefather! 天啊，你以前可从没笑过呢 OPENINGCREDITS 你以前没笑过 SCENE: 爸爸逗你笑了，嗯 CentralPerk.JoeysitsatatableandChandlerandMonicaenter. 呵呵，爸爸和混音师先生 Chandler: Hi! SirMixAlot是一RAP歌手/组合名 Joey: Hey...heylisten...Whatdoyouguysknowabout 什么什么，你还要听 investments? 我的蟒蛇啥都不要 Chandler: Howcome? 除非你扭动你的小腰儿 Joey: Well,I'mstartingtomakegoodmoneyontheshowandI'm 亲爱...... thinking...Ishouldprobablydosomethingwithit. 我这爸爸真够呛 Monica: Whatdoyoudowithyourmoneynow? 嘿 Joey: Well,Ijusttapeittothebackofmytoilettank. 嗨 (realisesthatanyonecouldhaveoverheardthat.) Ididn'tsay 嗨，你们各位哪个懂投资呀 that!It'sinabankguardedbyrobots! 怎么了 Chandler: Doyouhaveanyideas? 我演戏开始挣大钱了 Joey: Uh,yeah...Thisguyatworkgotmeexcitedaboutgoingin 我想，我也许该搞点投资 onanemufarm.That'dbekindacoolhuh?Pitchinginonthe 现在你怎么处理你的收入的 weekends,helpingtoplanttheemus... 包起来藏在我的马桶水箱里 Monica: Joe...Emusarebirds.Youraisethemformeat. 我可没那么说 (laughs.)(pointsatMonica.) Joey: Yeah!Right!Peopleeat 在银行，机器人守着呢 birds...Birdmeat...Nowdotheyjustflyintoyourmouthoryou 你有什么意向吗 goto...yougotoarestaurantandyousay:"Excuseme,I'll 是呀，有个同事挺让我兴奋的 (laughsagain.) haveabucketoffriedbird."Or...ormaybe 他提到投资鸸鹋农场 (realises....) justawingor... 够酷的，是吧 Monica: Joey,Ithinkyoushouldconsidersomethingalittleless 周末投入进去，种植鸸鹋