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冷笑话英语版范文 　　While eating in a restaurant, I reprimanded my four-year-old son for speaking with his mo

冷笑话英语版范文 While eating in arestaurant, Ireprimanded my four-year-old son for speaking with his mouth full ."Mump umn Kmpfhm," was all Iheard. "Drew," Iscolded, "no one can understand aword you're saying. "He says he wants some ketchup," my husband said calmly Awoman sitting nearby leaned over and asked, "How in the world did you understand him?" "I'm adentist," my husband explained. Having been married along time, my husband sometimes needs agentle reminder of aspecial oasion. On the morning of our 35th anniversary, we were sitting at the breakfast table when Ihinted, "Honey, do you realize that we've been sitting in these same two seats for exactly 35 years?" Putting down the newspaper, he looked straight at me and said, "So, you want to switch seats?" Wherever Idrove my old car over 55 miles per hour ,it vibrated terribly, so Idecided to sell it. My first customer wanted to buy the car, and Ibattled with my conscience over whether or not to tell him of the vehicle's problem. Finally Idid the right thing. Expecting him to drop the deal, Iwas surprised by his reply. "That's okay," he said. "I'm buying this car for my daughter. If she plains about avibration, I'll know she's driving too fast. "