简历中绝不对能出现的错误介绍

简历中绝不对能浮现的错误简介 > 　"Finished 8th in my high school graduating class of 10."　"Qualifications: N

简历中绝不对能浮现的错误简介 > "Finished8thinmyhighschoolgraduatingclassof 10." "Qualifications:Noeducationorexperience." "Iamrelativelyintelligent,obedientandloyalasa puppy." "Mycompensationshouldbeatleastequaltomy age." "ReasonforLeaving:IthadtodowiththeIRS,FBI andSEC." "FiredbecauseIfoughtforlowerpay." "Sizeofemployer:Verytall,probablyover65". "Pleasedisregardtheenclosedresumeitisterriblyout ofdate." "ReasonforLeaving:Mybosssaidtheendofthe worldisnear." "ReasonforLeaving:Theownergavenewmeaningto thewordparanoia.Iprefertoelaborateprivately." 打字错误和语法错误 "Herearemyqualificationsforyoutooverlook." "Strengths:Abilitytomeetdeadlineswhilemaintaining