一分钟的英语笑话演讲稿

一分钟的英语笑话演讲稿 　　有的人擅长讲笑话，时常妙语连珠，谈言微中，引得哄堂大笑，那么有关一分钟的英语笑话演讲稿的有哪些?下面是为大家的一分钟的英语笑话演讲稿，一起来看看吧! 　　Little Jo

一分钟的英语笑话演讲稿 有的人擅长讲笑话，时常妙语连珠，谈言微中，引得哄堂大 笑，那么有关一分钟的英语笑话演讲稿的有哪些?下面是为大家的一 分钟的英语笑话演讲稿，一起来看看吧! Little Johnny and her mother were out and about. Little Johnny, out of the blue, asked her mother, "Mommy, How old are you?" The mother responded, "Honey, women don't talk about their age. You'll learn this as you get older. Little Johnny then asked, "Mommy, how much do you weight?" Her mother responded again, "That's another thing women don't talk about. You'll learn this too, as you grow up." Little Johnny still wanting to know about her mother, then fires off another question, "Mommy, Why did you and Daddy get adivorce?" The mother, alittle annoyed by the questions, responded, "Honey, that is asubject that hurts me very much, and Idon't want to talk about it now." The Little Johnny ,frustrated, sulks until he is dropped off at afriend's house to play. He consults with his friend about him and her mother's conversation. His friend says, "All you have to do is sneak and look at your mother's driver's license. It's just like areport card from school. It tells you everything." Later, the Little Johnny and her mother are out and